why am i bald
"Trip," Dr.Phil began, sitting down. "Sometimes in life, we have to work with the cards we’re dealt. You’re going to have to face this reality."
eat my ass
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
i really REALLY need you guys’ help.
like for trans headcanons, reblog for super trans headcanons, ignore for cisgenders
tfw ur actually considering running away